Blogship Lollipop

These have just been handed in.

Princess Fiona are they yours?

Based from La's challenge to blog (click here) I have come up with my Super Duper Alter ego

I am Super "Grannypants" Woman!

They are comfortable and even Marylin Monroe wore those in her Famous White Dress-overhot steam-billowing-gutter pose.

No Body Messes with granny pants! No one. Plus the villains will not suspect anyone wearing grannypants as a threat as all super heroes wear their underpants over their skin hugging suits.

I am Bridget Jones in granny pants- the best defence against baddies!

An Ode to grannypants(Nicked from an online blog by someone called "the Opioniated Lesbian )

I've been fighting it for years, but our oh-so-diverse community has no room for someone like me.
I have worn them as long as I can remember -- a style passed down from carefully chaste and wrinkled oldsters to each new generation of good girls. One hundred percent cotton, made in Canada, "wash warm 40c, do not bleach, tumble dry warm, do not iron."

No fancy cut, natch. These skivvies cover everything -- big thick elastic band across the waist and a full eight inches of fabric down to the thigh. I feel safe. I feel wholesome. I feel nice.

Yesterday I challenged you to create a superhero alter image for yourself. I really struggled to find one that I liked.

Spicegirl - been done
Supergran - been done
Wonderwoman - been done
Captain Sensible - ditto

It isn't easy being a prospective Superhero but at last I've decided. Let me introduce you to

SUPERBABE

This innocent exterior will really fool the villains and lull them into a false sense of security. The contents of my nappy are silent but deadly

Here's your chance to be a superhero.

Earlier today Nulty claimed that he was Super Kilty and invited you to check underneath his kilt!

Look at the following words and say the COLOUR of the word, not the word itself.

Hello shipmates - why don't you take a little trip to HERE and discover some of the hidden pearls of BCUK as discovered by our very own intrepid blog traveller?

Here's another little bit of blogship fun.

Then answer the following:

Why did you choose this picture/image?

This morning I sent an email to everyone in the theatre group to tell them about my plans for my forthcoming production of "For better ..... for Worse" I gave a brief outline plus the cast list and asked people to let me know if they'd be interested in auditioning for any of the parts.

This is a bit from one reply

I would be happy to take part in "For Better..." and put myself forward for any male part.

Perhaps it's my odd sense of humour but it made me smile and I replied

And a fine "male part" you'll make too!!!!! Sorry that made me laugh!

I'd certainly put myself forward for any male part! (only joking!)

The production which will take the form of a Wedding (with the audience attending as guests) will come complete with marriage ceremony, wedding breakfast and an evening disco. It promises to be a fun occasion with some drama thrown in for good measure.

I will start this story with five words.
After which you are all invited to add five words in a comment as many times as you like but not but not in succession.

There was a one legged