we start at 7pm with sherry and mini-meat pies.
the bingo commences (or starts, if you have a low IQ) at 7.30pm.

oh, and we do need a bingo caller.

any volunteers will need to prove their experience.
i'm not having just anybody doing this.
you may be required to demonstrate your prowess beforehand (ahem)...

after that, we can retire to the sundeck (it's cheaper to go there at night) and dance the night away.

the prize for the best fancy dress outfit is a villa on the isle of kevin (in kit form).

see you at 7.

now, where did i put that badger tail.

oh! there it is! no wonder the cabin boy gave me a funny look.