THE ISLE OF KEVIN!
captain!
chart a course south by south west.
avoid that isle of britain thing and you'll find the isle of kevin off the south coast.
i've laid on a spread (oooh, it felt good!).
sorry.
i've laid on a buffet, a free bar, and guided tours of the island on our new monorail.
but the monorail cabins can only take groups of four, so you'll have to decide who you want to travel with.
invite who you like - subject to captain la spice's permission, of course.
and at the end, you can have a room at my luxury palace, with room service by kev the chauffeur.
after breakfast, you can take part in my 'shoot a rambler competition' - well, we have to keep the numbers down you see.
see you all on deck for a de-brief.















well you know me I am like kid in a candy store
2008-07-25 @ 16:36