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by kevinwilson @ 2008-07-25 - 15:43:17

THE ISLE OF KEVIN!

captain!
chart a course south by south west.
avoid that isle of britain thing and you'll find the isle of kevin off the south coast.

i've laid on a spread (oooh, it felt good!).
sorry.
i've laid on a buffet, a free bar, and guided tours of the island on our new monorail.
but the monorail cabins can only take groups of four, so you'll have to decide who you want to travel with.
invite who you like - subject to captain la spice's permission, of course.

and at the end, you can have a room at my luxury palace, with room service by kev the chauffeur.
after breakfast, you can take part in my 'shoot a rambler competition' - well, we have to keep the numbers down you see.

see you all on deck for a de-brief.


 
 

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PrincessFionaPrincessFiona [Member]
2008-07-25 @ 16:36

Sounds exciting! :)

kevinwilsonkevinwilson pro
2008-07-25 @ 17:42

thank you for such a positive response.
i'm not sure the captain and her cabin girl are so excited, though!

PrincessFionaPrincessFiona [Member]
2008-07-25 @ 17:44

:)) well you know me I am like kid in a candy store

la_spicela_spice [Member]
2008-07-25 @ 16:44

I somehow thought that we might end up there. When I said take a holiday at your own convenience it wasn't quite what I had in mind but never mind.

How many naughtical nautical miles is it from Palma?

rubychoorubychoo [Member]
2008-07-25 @ 17:01

He's left the iron on...

la_spicela_spice [Member]
2008-07-25 @ 17:03

That could explain things - I wouldn't mind but we only left Southampton waters on Monday. This is a cruise ship not a flipping ferry (with due respect to the regal one!!!)

rubychoorubychoo [Member]
2008-07-25 @ 17:18

We left in a bit of a rush and I haven't got over Yves the donkey yet...

(Please don't say 'flipping' ferries...

It makes me nervous...)

Staunchly upright seagoing vessels is good...

What's our schedule if we pretend we couldn't quite hear his kingshipiness over the tannoy ?)

la_spicela_spice [Member]
2008-07-25 @ 17:55

Where do you fancy going next?

kevinwilsonkevinwilson pro
2008-07-25 @ 17:41

oh.
is the captain revolting?

la_spicela_spice [Member]
2008-07-25 @ 17:55

Some would say that! :roll:

murphymolemurphymole [Member]
2008-07-25 @ 19:03

Couldn't we go to the Isle of Kevin via the South Indies or some tropical isle :yes:

MarikaSunSeekerMarikaSunSeeker [Member]
2008-07-27 @ 01:20

Oh darn it, I seem to have missed the best day of the cruise, and I'm so dissapointed, I missed the Rambler shooting :yes:

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