Tonight we're going to have a Chinese banquet so I'd like everyone to let me know what their favourite Chinese dish is. And I don't mean Vanessa Mae 陳美.
Meanwhile our Chinese chef thought you might be interested to read some new Chinese proverbs.
Tang he say:
* Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
* Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone.
* Man who run in front of car get tired.
* Man who run behind car get exhausted.
* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
* Foolish man give wife grand piano, Wise man give wife upright organ.
* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
* Man with one chopstick go hungry.
* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
* Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
* War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
* Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night.
* It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
* Man who drives like hell, bound to get there.
* Man who sit on tack get point.
* Man who lives in glass house should only undress in dark.
* Man who jumps from tall building, jumps to conclusion.
Have a nice day!
La_captain 上尉 
DON'T FORGET TO LET ME KNOW YOUR FAVOURITE DISH
MissSofiaMoon
haha! that's very funny, Tang