Today I went to visit the ship's doctor and he told me that my hearing was bad. He kept on shouting:
"No Captain - I said you had Acute Angina"
I heard him the first time ![]()
I can't think what on earth he thought I said! 
I think he's been watching too much TV.
trintrin1x
He has a nice bedside manner, that doctor! He keeps offering to tuck me in at night
