Some things you may hear in a bar, with handy translations:
“You get this one, next round is on me.”
“We won’t be around long enough for another round.”
“I’ll get this one, next one’s on you.”
“Happy Hour’s nearly over. Pints are £1.50 now, but by the time we get another round in they’ll be £4.”
“Haven’t seen you around for a long time.”
“You stuck up little bitch! Too good for your old friends, are you?”
“Where’s that friend of yours?”
“I have no interest in talking to you other than as a way of getting your attractive friend in a compromising position.”
“Ever tried a body shot?” (male to female)
“I’m even willing to drink tequila if it means I get to lick you.”
“Ever tried a body shot?” (female to male)
“If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what I’ll do to you on the ride home!”
“I don’t feel well, let’s go home.” (female)
“You’re paying more attention to your friends than you are to me.”
“I don’t feel well, let’s go home.” (male)
“I’m horny.”
“Excuse me.” (male to male)
“Get the feck outa the way!”
“Excuse me.” (male to female)
“I’m about to grope you.”
“Excuse me.” (female to male)
“Don’t even think about groping me, just get the feck outa the way!”
“Excuse me” (female to female)
“Move yo’ fat ass! Who do you think you are, anyway? You’re not all that, missy, and don’t even think you are. Coming in here dressing like a ho… Get your eyes offa my man, or I’ll slap you like the li’l slut you are!”
“He/she looks really familiar…”
“Did I sleep with him/her?”
“Can I just get a glass of water?” (female)
“I’m annoying, but just cute enough to get away with this.”
“Can I just get a glass of water?” (male)
“It’s 6am and I just stopped drinking half an hour ago. Hell, I probably dropped half my paycheque in here last night, it’s the least you can do for me.”
