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@ 2008-08-20 – 17:58:38
..... gone tomorrow.
The onboard beautician has asked me to announce that, due to the sudden purchase of exotic swimwear, she has only two free appointments for body waxing.
DIY kits are however available from Rubychoo's Boutique. You'll find them on the decorative candle display.
Zappy5971
la_spice
Excellent - thank you for contributing.
Here's a drinkie for you! 
Cheers 
kevinwilson
Pro all i can say is ...
ouch
la_spice
Then she's obviously been to soft on you!!!
OUCH!!! My god...them DIY kits are painfull !!
murphymole
Pro After listening to all that I think I'll stay hairy and cover up 
la_spice
We've a lovely selection of sarongs!
murphymole
Pro That'll do nicely
la_spice
Let me top up your glass
murphymole
Pro Just what I need tonight.
la_spice
Me too! It's a hard life
Melinda_blog
When I read that title and the first line, I thought it was referring to most of the blokes I know.
la_spice
Trust you! 
Melinda_blog
True, doesn't take much to get me thinking about blokes
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I'll send a fireman 
Oooh No. I've posted this before, but it is relevant in these circumstances!!!
UNWANTED HAIR
When we're born our small bodies are perfect
Whether our skins dark or fair
Its only much later we get in a state
When our follicles start growing hair
On our heads - well we probably have some
And over that we have some control
We can cut it or wave it - perm it or shave it
Without too much fuss on the whole
But hair is a fast growing substance
Be it blonde be it black grey or red
Be it natural or styled but what drives me wild
Is it doesn't just grown on your head
When you're thirteen you're desperate to have some
To show you got puberty right
So you check every hour in the bath in the shower
And in bed with a torch late at night
By your twenties it's started to bore you
Shaving your legs takes such time
You cut and you hack but the stuff still grows back
And the worse is the - bikini line
It grows back like a beard if you shave it
So you make an appointment for waxing
If you've never before had your skin peeled 'til raw
You might find this experience taxing
You are in the hands of a sadist
As you lie on your back on the bed
Shes rough and she's careless the result will be hairless
And swollen and sore and bright red
Out you limp looking like a plucked chicken
Glancing under your arms as you're dressing
Suppressing a scream you decide to buy cream
'Cause the waxing things just too depressing
Later in life it's no better
Just when you're getting a grip
When you're looking your best it sprouts from your chest
Down your nostrils and it coats your top lip
Well you've tried everything on the market
But enough is enough so it's said
So to save all the mess you start to cross dress
Buy a Trilby and you call yourself Fred.....