What's the worse chat up line you've ever used or heard?
This one must be one of the best/worst!!!
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Melinda_blog
- 2008-09-05 @ 09:31:20
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la_spice
- 2008-09-05 @ 09:41:26
I await a PM (no not Gordon Brown stupid!!!)
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The worst
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you I'd be coming, too.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
Wanna play house? You be the front door and I'll bang you all night long.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.
If you were a car, I would wax you and ride you all over town.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
Hi my name is _______. Remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long.
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
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la_spice
- 2008-09-05 @ 09:43:00
And which one's your favourite - gorgeous?
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nultygoestopartick
- 2008-09-05 @ 10:00:04
Nice one Jack, but leave some for us.
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la_spice
- 2008-09-05 @ 10:24:24
He's a big flirt isn't he?
Now then Nulty - have I told you how handsome you're looking today? -
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nultygoestopartick
- 2008-09-05 @ 10:02:22
I used to walk along the street shouting ''Anyone want it, anyone want it'' for some strange reason it didn't work.
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la_spice
- 2008-09-05 @ 10:25:16
Erm ...... subtle!
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kevinwilson
Pro - 2008-09-05 @ 10:14:34
you don't sweat much for a fat lass.
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la_spice
- 2008-09-05 @ 10:26:13
I bet Doris loved that one!
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- 2009-01-13 @ 23:22:36
PMSL - that is the funniest thing ever!!!
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kevinwilson
Pro
- 2009-01-13 @ 23:45:31
not that i ever tried that out for myself, of course!
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Doralene
- 2008-09-05 @ 10:57:36
Look, how can I top the ones that Jack has already said. To be honest I can't think of any lol
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la_spice
- 2008-09-05 @ 11:07:55
He's not greedy - he just likes a lot!
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Doralene
- 2008-09-06 @ 13:06:03
He's a perv
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spiritbird
Pro - 2008-09-05 @ 13:24:44
Your dress is coming off
It's not
It is if I have my way.-
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la_spice
- 2008-09-05 @ 13:37:07
It's funny you should say that - it's almost the lines I've been learning for the next panto!
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lostjohnny
- http://lostjohnnyparadox.blog.co.uk
- 2008-09-05 @ 14:30:44
I have just died and gone to heaven because you are an angel!
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la_spice
- 2008-09-05 @ 16:15:14
Aaaah
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The one and only time I tred a cheesy chat-up line it was "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
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la_spice
- 2008-09-05 @ 21:23:01
There's plenty more for you to try now
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I have no need of them anymore.
Just a smile and some engaging conversation is all I need.
My gods! That sounds so smug, doesn't it?
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I couldn't possibly repeat the best one I've ever heard
Not in public anyway.
But it worked on me