I'm flirting my knickers off here...
....But what's the point ?
*sighs*
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@ 2008-09-05 – 18:46:13
I'm flirting my knickers off here...
....But what's the point ?
*sighs*
ps He could use them as a handkerchief! ![]()
I've perked up a bit now...
(Unrequited flirting is a bit of a bummer innit ?)
Bummer *titters*
I would have chosen to show him flirting with the sailors in 'The Naked Civil Servant '...
But of all the films in all of Youtube....
What couldn't I find ?
cool!! ![]()
'beauty is not a woman, but a man's idea of a woman' - isn't that interesting?
*makes note: do some 'research' on the theory of the 'nordic horse putting a foot in your face'*
Now...
By 'your' you didn't mean me did you ?...
As in 'Nordic foot in your face'...
(Please clarify)
Not as if I'm not totally fine with it...
Oh, no, I didn't even think about saying/meaning whatever about you or anyone in particular.
The 'you' is contained in the sentence quoted from Quentin Crisp, I obviously didnt use proper quoting marks - sorry!
I find QC's 'theory' about the essence of stardom and glamour in Mayer's Hollywood quite interesting - not so new, but excellently told: beauties, at that time,had to be great,blond and like horse putting... Nothing to do with blondes as such... ![]()
I've taken the time to write down what Quentoin Crisp says in the video:
"During the reign of Mr Mayer it was a Jewish idea of an Arian woman you marry some nice Jewish girl that means that you turn out to marry your mother but you long for a greeeeat, blond and Nordic horse thats going to put a foot in your face..."
I find that 'longing for'-theory interesting:
foot of Nordic horse was meant in the face of men (longing for it) in the Hollywood time of Mr Mayer
*urge to over-explain over* ![]()
Justgrrl...
That was the most interesting thing...
That Quentin Crisp should be discoursing on the feminine ideal...
Of course feminine beauty is defined by men when they have billions of man-stuff to our one egg...
But that's also the biological imperetive which allows women to be picky...
Doesn't the Nordic horse relate to a dominant blonde (Arian woman)? A touch of the Dominatrix?
That's what I understood him to mean.
Hey ho - another career move beckons - where's the peroxide bottle! ![]()
*light dawns*
I'm such a bad flirter, me
*drops hanky*...
OOoops !
Ahem - bend very carefully! ![]()
"He's behind you!!!"
Hmmmmmmmm bit miffed as prob the only sailor on here that once again Navystar shows just a blank white box!
Never mind youtube doesn't work on here either ![]()
Here's a song instead!
"what shall we do with the drunken sailor?" ![]()
Oh that was me last night
Will try and blob bout why not been on for few days - if it lets me ![]()
I thought it might be appropriate!!! 
On occasion it has been VERY appropriate
hic!
Yes I've read your blog!!! ![]()
It's a fair cop
![]()
Blogs have eyes!!! 
So I see 
Like the hills ?
And mountains have ears! 
Jeez La...
What hasn't got ears in your book...?
Trifle ?
Washing machines ?
Spiders ?....
(Speaking of which....)
Sorry - I'm a trifle deaf - could you shout up a bit
Did you see my spider??? Nearly as big as that mechanical one rampaging round your neck of the woods!
SHE WAS HOOOOGE...
I said...
Although 'rampaging' might be a bit of an overstatement...
In fact 'plodding' might be a bit of an overstatement...
In fact 'moving' might be a bit of an overstatement...
But she was definitely hoooooge! 
Hooo Yuuurs !
Hoooooge !...
But very slow and horizontal for a spider...
Mmmm - a horizontal spider .....
I'll have to think about that ....
Erm - yes - thunk! ![]()
How can I put this?
She wasn't spidery enough
I see! 
Although I spent the afternoon convincing my mum that it's not a real spider...because they can do anything these days...
As far as drama goes ...
It was all a wee bit precious and not dramatic enough...
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I bet he'd like to get into your knickers!!!
though not with you there!!