Twas on the good ship Lollipop

The Mate was fast asleep

Whilst sailing off The Barberry Coast

In waters very deep

When suddenly the Mate awoke

And gave a mighty roar.

There are pirates on the poop deck

They are coming through the door

Blackbeard's in the Captain's cabin

He's shouting, AAAARRR AAAARRRR AAARRRRGH.

Blackbeard holds his sword erect

So near, and yet so far

More shouting from the Captain's cabin

AHH, AHH, AHHHHHHH.

Anon.