Just a quick posting to quash the rumours that I am relinquishing my Captainship for this man!
Right I'm just off to weigh the anchor - now then how much should it weigh?
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@ 2008-09-18 – 07:33:11
Just a quick posting to quash the rumours that I am relinquishing my Captainship for this man!
Right I'm just off to weigh the anchor - now then how much should it weigh?
I'm making another crumble! ![]()
Captain Calamity not so keen on giving him his orders. He would however make an interesting addition to the ward room perhaps as relief Navigatior?
For our next mystery cruise perhaps?
I suggest we head south and party as we cross the equator.
I'm thinking of zig-zagging the International Date Line
Would that mean a perpetual Happy Hour? ![]()
No change there then! 
3st 4lbs 7ozs...
Thanx - that'll save me a trip to the whale weigh station! ![]()
Oh you can't weigh Wales... 
Why? do the scales leek leak?
Whales are mammals... they don't have scales. ![]()
So how do they make blackberry and apple crumble then?? ![]()
They take their mobile phones and squish them into the pre-rolled apple pulp...
I have coffee... want some?
Ooo yes please ![]()
It's a new Columbian blend... hope you like it.
Mmmm - very nice ![]()
I'm quite impressed too... it has a real depth to it. 
Mellow 
But not yellow....
More golden ![]()
Ummm... only after it's been filtered!
Urg! ![]()
You started it... 
But mine had milk in it - that's why it turned a golden colour
Uh huh...
I'll believe you, thousands wouldn't.
I read about him, what a numpty
xx
Isn't he just!!! 
Phew!! So glad your not abandoning us 
*holds out plate* Pass the crumble 
You want MORE!!! ![]()
You are such a good cook ![]()
Sh! I don't want to take on the ship's catering 
That reminds me.......
What? Do I want to know? ![]()
I've just advertised for a ship's cook - you can help me select! 
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"weigh the anchor", why are you messing aboiut with butter ..you cooking??..yum!