Based from La's challenge to blog (click here) I have come up with my Super Duper Alter ego
I am Super "Grannypants" Woman!
They are comfortable and even Marylin Monroe wore those in her Famous White Dress-overhot steam-billowing-gutter pose.
No Body Messes with granny pants! No one. Plus the villains will not suspect anyone wearing grannypants as a threat as all super heroes wear their underpants over their skin hugging suits.
I am Bridget Jones in granny pants- the best defence against baddies!
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An Ode to grannypants(Nicked from an online blog by someone called "the Opioniated Lesbian
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I've been fighting it for years, but our oh-so-diverse community has no room for someone like me.
I have worn them as long as I can remember -- a style passed down from carefully chaste and wrinkled oldsters to each new generation of good girls. One hundred percent cotton, made in Canada, "wash warm 40c, do not bleach, tumble dry warm, do not iron."
No fancy cut, natch. These skivvies cover everything -- big thick elastic band across the waist and a full eight inches of fabric down to the thigh. I feel safe. I feel wholesome. I feel nice.

