From the Daily News comes this story of a Stockton-on-Tees couple who drove their car to Asda, only to have it break down in the car park. The husband told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car. The wife returned later to see a small group of people standing around the car giggling. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis and unfortunately, although the man was wearing shorts, because of his lack of underpants one of his testicles hanging out and was glaringly on public view.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The RAC mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.