tag:goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk,2009-11-09:/Welcome aboard the "Blogship Lollipop""Here's a ship, One that will help you cross the seven seas, One that will protect you along the journey, One that will be with you for eternity. This ship is unsinkable and it's called Friendship." This ship is embarking on a voyage of fun and laughter. Please join us. There's plenty of room for everyone. ******************* Don't forget this is a Group Blog - all contributions welcomed *****************MokoFeed2009-11-09T03:02:56+01:00tag:goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk,2009-09-19:/2009/09/19/all-hands-hoay-6994559/la_spice2009-09-19T08:26:42+02:002009-09-19T09:36:45+02:00 <p><strong><em>Avast ye scurvy crew</em> there be <em>freebooters abaft</em> the “Goodship Lollipop” and they be plundering the <em>cackle fruit</em> and eating all the <em>salmagundi</em>. The <em>powder monkey</em> is up the <em>mizzen mast</em> and the <em>old salts</em> have taken to the <em>heads</em> on the <em>poop deck</em>. The <em>bosun</em> has been <em>swinging the lead</em> and the pesky <em>varmits</em> have made off with the <em>hogshead</em> and <em>black jacks</em>. Well <em>blow me down</em>!</p> <p>So use your <em>deadlights</em> me <em>mateys</em> and remember <em>"deadmen tell no lies"</em></p> <p>Just off to compose a <em><a href="http://mypoetry.blog.co.uk/2009/09/19/seafaring-or-seafearing-6994811/">picaroon</a></em> or two – now then what rhymes with <em>“rullocks”</em>?</p> <p><img src="/img/smilies/icon_wave.gif" alt=":wave:" class="middle" border="0"> <em>Fair winds</em> <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wave.gif" alt=":wave:" class="middle" border="0"></strong> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk/2009/09/19/all-hands-hoay-6994559/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk,2009-09-05:/2009/09/06/this-should-cheer-us-up-6900718/NotBob2009-09-06T00:07:46+02:002009-09-07T00:02:12+02:00 <p><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/818/3865818_7a8e6d1f25_s.jpeg" align="right" alt="011500_champag_cup"><strong>Champagne Cup</strong></p> <p>4 units of brandy<br> 3 of maraschino<br> 2 of Benedictine<br> 1 bottle of champagne, chilled<br> 2 pints of chilled sparkling water<br> orange and lemon slices</p> <p>Place the sliced fruit in a large jug and add the spirits. Leave for half an hour ( I know, it's difficult.)<br> Add a handful of ice cubes and pour in the champagne and sparkling water immediately before serving in wine glasses.</p> <p>It's an excellent way to improve the enjoyment of inferior champagne - not that I'd serve inferior champers!</p> <blockquote><p>We sit at our tables and sip champagne;<br> Ere one bottle goes, comes another again;<br> The waiters they skip and they scuttle about,<br> And the landlord attends us so civilly out.<br> So pleasant it is to have money, hey ho!<br> So pleasant it is to have money.</p> <p class="right"><em>Arthur Hugh Clough, Dipsychus</em></p></blockquote> <p> <small> <a href="http://goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk/2009/09/06/this-should-cheer-us-up-6900718/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk,2009-09-05:/2009/09/05/in-the-doldrums-6900023/la_spice2009-09-05T21:46:16+02:002009-09-05T21:46:16+02:00 <p><big>It's been very quiet here on the Blogship for quite a while now so I think perhaps it's time for it to go into dry dock for a short time. Maybe we'll have a Winter Cruise?</p> <p>In the meantime why not join the new "Wide Awake Gang" and have a little bit of fun over <a href="http://wideawakegang.blog.co.uk/">here</a></p> <p>Thank you for sailing with us.</p> <p>Your Captain and Crew <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wave.gif" alt=":wave:" class="middle" border="0"></big> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk/2009/09/05/in-the-doldrums-6900023/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk,2009-09-03:/2009/09/03/where-is-that-barman-6881710/la_spice2009-09-03T10:16:16+02:002009-09-03T10:17:52+02:00 <p><big>Watch out for one of <a href="http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/article.aspx?cp-documentid=149500941"><u>these</u></a> <img src="/img/smilies/graybigeek.gif" alt="88|" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>So that's Notbob's secret ingredient for one of these</big></p> <p class="center"><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/212/3853212_2edfcb9d2a_m.jpg" alt="cocktail"></p> <p><big>You'll really have our bloggers <em>shaken</em> <u>and</u> stirred</p> <p>And what's that on the bar snack menu ..... "Toad in the Hole"? <img src="/img/smilies/grayno.gif" alt=":no:" class="middle" border="0"></big></p> <p><img src="/img/smilies/icon_wave.gif" alt=":wave:" class="middle" border="0"> Must go - I seem to have a frog in my throat *coughs* </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk/2009/09/03/where-is-that-barman-6881710/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk,2009-09-02:/2009/09/02/feeling-grumpy-6873764/la_spice2009-09-02T08:52:12+02:002009-09-02T08:54:23+02:00 <p><strong>Perhaps this will help?</strong></p> <p><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/519/3849519_3225bd00cc_m.jpg" alt="SevenDwarfsOfMenopause1"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk/2009/09/02/feeling-grumpy-6873764/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk,2009-09-02:/2009/09/02/what-s-she-like-6873755/la_spice2009-09-02T08:49:35+02:002009-09-02T08:49:35+02:00 <p><strong>It's good to see Murphymole back to her usual cheerful self though I'm a little bit concerned about her <img src="/img/smilies/graysigh.gif" alt=":**:" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>This morning she said that she was <a href="http://wordsandthoughts.blog.co.uk/2009/09/02/feeling-happy-6873553/">"Feeling Happy"</a> </strong></p> <p class="center"><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/504/3849504_f825b756ad_m.jpg" alt="happy"></p> <p><strong>I do hope that the others are alright with this! She's no Snow White you know!!!! </strong></p> <p class="center"><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/506/3849506_f68b7ee50a_m.jpg" alt="heigh ho"></p> <p><strong>Heigh Ho!</p> <p>Right off to work with you!</p> <p>Have a good day <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wave.gif" alt=":wave:" class="middle" border="0"></strong> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk/2009/09/02/what-s-she-like-6873755/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk,2009-09-01:/2009/09/01/destination-unknown-6866536/la_spice2009-09-01T11:11:18+02:002009-09-01T11:14:19+02:00 <p><strong>Earlier today <a href="http://blue2pink.blog.co.uk/2009/09/01/off-to-hope-cove-6866440/comment_ID/10816421/comment_level/1/#c10816421">blue2pink</a> mentioned going to "Hope Cove". What a great sounding place <img src="/img/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>I think we should all set sail there in the Blogship - are you ready?</p> <p>Or perhaps you can suggest some other great sounding places <img src="/img/smilies/grayconfused.gif" alt=":??:" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p>How about <a href="http://www.pacific-resorts.com/fiji/bounty-island/index.html">"Bounty Island"</a> for all you chocoholics? <img src="/img/smilies/graybigrazz.gif" alt=":P" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Oh before you ask <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_Islands">"The Virgin Islands"</a> are out of bounds!!! <img src="/img/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p></strong> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk/2009/09/01/destination-unknown-6866536/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk,2009-09-01:/2009/09/01/someone-had-to-do-it-6865654/la_spice2009-09-01T08:16:57+02:002009-09-01T08:19:42+02:00 <p><strong>So it might as well be me! <img src="/img/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":>>" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, answer the following questions. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. Repost as "my life according to (band/musician name)"</p> <p>Pick your Artist:<br> <a href="http://www.wurzelmania.co.uk/"><big>The Wurzels</big></a></p> <p><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/media/photo/wurzels/3846016" title="wurzels"><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/016/3846016_ae3352fbc0_s.jpg" alt="wurzels"></a></p> <p>Are you a male or female?<br> Mabel Mabel</p> <p>Describe yourself:<br> I’m The Captain of a Dredger</p> <p>How do you feel?<br> I Wish I Was Back on The Farm</p> <p>Describe where you currently live:<br> Good Old Somerset</p> <p>If you could go anywhere, where would you go?<br> I’d Love to Swim in the Zeider Zee</p> <p>Your favorite form of transportation:<br> Ferry to Glastonbury</p> <p>Your best friend is:<br> Nellie the Bionic Cow</p> <p>What's the weather like?<br> Forty and Bone Dry</p> <p>Favorite time of day:<br> Drunk on a Saturday Night</p> <p>If your life was a TV show, what would it be called?<br> Albert’s Funny Farm</p> <p>What is life to you?<br> Oo Ar Just a Little Bit</p> <p>Your fear:<br> A Pub with no Beer</p> <p></strong> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk/2009/09/01/someone-had-to-do-it-6865654/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk,2009-08-30:/2009/08/30/submarine-rides-available-today-6855051/MarikaSunSeeker2009-08-30T17:41:14+02:002009-08-30T17:51:59+02:00 <p><strong>Enjoy your trip <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"></strong></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk/2009/08/30/submarine-rides-available-today-6855051/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk,2009-08-30:/2009/08/30/bstv-6852776/la_spice2009-08-30T11:43:35+02:002009-08-30T11:43:35+02:00 <p><big>That got you all guessing and I know what some of you were thinking - shame on you!</p> <p>Back in 1964 until 1967 there was a floating radio ship called <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radio_Caroline">Radio Caroline</a> which was often referred to as "Pirate Radio"</p> <p>This made me think that perhaps we could start a Pirate TV channel "Blog Ship TV"? In order to do so we need to get cracking and come up with some programmes that everyone will be talking about.</p> <p>Here are some of my ideas.</p> <p>Murphymole, Ravingmad and me will do a remake of the classic <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Golden_Girls">"Golden Girls"</a></p> <p>We'll work on a new Sci-fi called "Blogship Enterprise"</p> <p>A nautical soap called "The Rovers Return"</p> <p>A quiz programme called "Educationally Challenged"</p> <p>News at Ten will become "News at Twenty-two Hundred Hours"</p> <p>How about a brand new cookery programme "Whale Meat Again"?</p> <p>So get your thinking caps on and let me know what you suggest.</p> <p><img src="/img/smilies/icon_wave.gif" alt=":wave:" class="middle" border="0"> Have a lovely day!</p> <p></big> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk/2009/08/30/bstv-6852776/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk,2009-08-25:/2009/08/25/blog-rules-ok-6816342/la_spice2009-08-25T08:15:49+02:002009-08-25T08:15:49+02:00 <p>This morning I came across <a href="http://quiz.uk.msn.com/quiz/default.aspx?id=b8aee363-7ece-460f-aa51-511ff48e3432">this test</a> on MSN. The test is about running the country (ie The UK) and its introduction says</p> <blockquote><p>Could you run the country? Take the test </p> <p>Gordon Brown has been on holiday this month, entrusting the job of helming the nation to a succession of colleagues.</p> <p>Harriet Harman, Peter Mandelson and Alistair Darling have all had a turn at playing prime minister. All have come under intense, almost pedantic, media scrutiny. And while there have been no major crises for them to tackle, each has made a point of trying to show that their boss has left the UK in capable hands.</p> <p>Could you have done any better? Might you have what it takes to fill the shoes of the most important political job in the land? Try our fun quiz to see if you've the correct dosage of cunning, intelligence and plain common sense to run the country. </p></blockquote> <p>This is just a fun quiz and my result was</p> <blockquote><p> Your score is: 6 out of 10<br> If your score is higher than 5.69, you definitely have the attributes to be a successful resident of 10 Downing Street.<br> 29017 participants answered the quiz.</p></blockquote> <p><strong>Now the serious stuff - if you were to be elected Prime Blogger at BCUK what would be your first rule?</strong> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk/2009/08/25/blog-rules-ok-6816342/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk,2009-08-24:/2009/08/24/just-for-fun-6806832/la_spice2009-08-24T09:36:15+02:002009-08-24T10:00:34+02:00 <p><strong>Good morning Blogship Bloggers! <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wave.gif" alt=":wave:" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Notbob did <a href="http://confusionreignssupreme.blog.co.uk/2009/08/23/pseudonyms-6804933/"><u>this post</u></a> about the often amusing pseudonyms used in the "glamour industry" </p> <p>So here's the fun bit - if you were to become a glamour model what pseudonym would you choose for yourself - and dare I ask why? (Perhaps not!!!!!) <img src="/img/smilies/graybigeek.gif" alt="88|" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Now then .... let me think .... <img src="/img/smilies/graydead.gif" alt="XX(" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>................ "Hot & Spicey" perhaps <img src="/img/smilies/icon_twisted.gif" alt=":>" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Now where is <a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/user/LandersUK/">"Fluffy Bunny"?</a></p> <p></strong> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk/2009/08/24/just-for-fun-6806832/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk,2009-08-23:/2009/08/23/for-the-birthday-boy-6798259/la_spice2009-08-23T08:00:31+02:002009-08-23T08:01:53+02:00 <p><strong>These are for you <a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/user/joebangles/"><u>Trevor</u></a></strong></p> <p class="center"> </p> <p class="center"> </p> <p><strong>Take your pick and have a lovely birthday ~x~</strong> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk/2009/08/23/for-the-birthday-boy-6798259/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk,2009-08-22:/2009/08/22/as-we-seem-6794620/NotBob2009-08-22T15:23:21+02:002009-08-22T15:23:21+02:00 <p>...to be going chocoholically insane at present, I thought I'd delve behind the cocktail bar and mix up a few dozen of these:</p> <p><a href="http://cookalmostanything.blogspot.com/2007/02/world-nutella-day.html" title="nutty"><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/831/3812831_354fc127b0_s.jpeg" align="left" alt="nutty"></a><strong>Nutella Cocktail</strong><br> [makes 2]</p> <p>1 cup ice<br> ½ cup milk<br> 2 tablespoons Nutella<br> 30-mls Frangelico<br> 30-mls Baileys<br> 30-mls Vanilla Vodka</p> <p>Place all the ingredients into a blender and blend until thick and creamy.</p> <p>Pour into glasses and enjoy at once!</p> <p>Read more: <a href="http://cookalmostanything.blogspot.com/2007/02/world-nutella-day.html#ixzz0Ov8XjA8V">http://cookalmostanything.blogspot.com/2007/02/world-nutella-day.html#ixzz0Ov8XjA8V</a></p> <p><img src="/img/smilies/graysmilewinkgrin.gif" alt=";D" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk/2009/08/22/as-we-seem-6794620/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk,2009-08-22:/2009/08/22/be-quick-6793947/trulyfab2009-08-22T13:39:14+02:002009-08-22T13:39:14+02:00 <p>After LA_SPICE drove us all into a chocolate frenzy last night i decided to make us a cake, but be quick and get a piece before there is only crumbs left <img src="/img/smilies/graysmilewinkgrin.gif" alt=";D" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/629/3812629_d66958ef4b_m.jpg" alt="IMAG0197"></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk/2009/08/22/be-quick-6793947/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk,2009-08-21:/2009/08/21/a-very-special-treat-6781416/la_spice2009-08-21T20:35:15+02:002009-08-21T20:35:15+02:00 <p><big>...... for <a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/user/isadora101/">Isadora</a> </big></p> <p class="center"><a href="javascript:window.open(" title="choc"><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/740/3810740_2b4c54925a_m.jpg" alt="choc"></a></p> <p class="center"><big><strong>Enjoy! <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wave.gif" alt=":wave:" class="middle" border="0"></strong></big></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk/2009/08/21/a-very-special-treat-6781416/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk,2009-08-20:/2009/08/20/we-re-having-a-rave-up-6761748/la_spice2009-08-20T08:00:00+02:002009-08-20T08:53:59+02:00 <p class="center"><strong>That's right we're going to go <a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/user/ravingmad/">Ravingmad</a> and have a right good rave up.</strong></p> <p class="center"><a href="javascript:window.open(" title="funny-comment-tags16"><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/078/3804078_55a48133b5_m.gif" alt="funny-comment-tags16"></a></p> <p class="center"><strong>Have a great birthday Susie from all the "girls" on the blogship <img src="/img/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":>>" class="middle" border="0"> </strong></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk/2009/08/20/we-re-having-a-rave-up-6761748/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk,2009-08-19:/2009/08/19/a-tipple-and-a-tale-from-the-bar-6762391/NotBob2009-08-19T22:12:51+02:002009-08-19T22:19:56+02:00 <p>First off, I shall serve up the perfect Martini for you, the staple of any good cocktail barman’s repertoire – stirred, not shaken, obviously, unlike that heathen Bond fellow!</p> <p><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/526/3804526_a478a29799_s.jpeg" align="left" alt="martini"><strong><u>Ingredients for a single Martini:</u></strong><br> 1 shot of dry gin<br> 1 teaspoon of dry vermouth</p> <p>Stir over ice. Strain into a cocktail glass and squeeze lemon peel over.</p> <p>The relative "dryness" of a martini is determined by the proportion of vermouth to gin.<br> A Medium Martini is made with one part vermouth to two parts gin. A Dry Martini is commonly understood to be one part vermouth to four gin. An Extra Dry Martini is one part vermouth to eight parts gin.</p> <p>To make an Ultra Dry Martini stir one part vermouth over ice and drain it off, then stir four parts gin over the same ice and strain into a cocktail glass.</p> <p>The original Martini was made with equal measures of vermouth and gin by Martini de Arma de Taggia, barman at the Knickerbocker Hotel, New York City around 1900. The most likely brand of vermouth used, coincidentally, was a brand of Martini & Rossi of Turin, Italy.</p> <p class="center">~o0o~</p> <p>A lady wearing a very low-cut dress enters a New York cocktail bar.</p> <p>"Hey, burman," she said to the barman, "Gimme a martoni."</p> <p>The barman mixed her a dry martini, which she downed in one gulp. "Gimme another martoni, burman!" she said.</p> <p>The barman mixed another dry martini for her as she lit a cigarette. She took a little more time with her second drink, though it was not long before her glass was drained and she asked for another "martoni."</p> <p>"Hey, what are you puttin’ in these martonis, burman? They’re giving me heartboyn!”</p> <p>And the barman replied; “Look, lady, I ain’t a burman, I’m a barman. And they ain’t martonis, they’re martinis. </p> <p>And you ain’t got heartboyn, you’ve got your tits in the ashtray.”</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk/2009/08/19/a-tipple-and-a-tale-from-the-bar-6762391/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk,2009-08-18:/2009/08/18/iz-it-cos-u-iz-tweeting-6753632/la_spice2009-08-18T19:53:23+02:002009-08-18T19:53:23+02:00 <p><strong>..... ur not blogging?</p> <p>Where is everyone these days?</p> <p>Perhaps it's time we had another party or what about another challenge?</p> <p>Any ideas?</p> <p>Don't forget this is a group blog and everyone is free to post here. So what are you waiting for?</strong> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk/2009/08/18/iz-it-cos-u-iz-tweeting-6753632/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk,2009-08-18:/2009/08/18/in-praise-of-older-women-6751160/la_spice2009-08-18T13:25:38+02:002009-08-18T13:25:38+02:00 <p class="center"><strong>A wise man</strong></p> <p class="center"><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/media/photo/andy_rooney/3799488" title="Andy Rooney"><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/488/3799488_aa8a9235c8_s.jpg" alt="Andy Rooney"></a></p> <p class="center">60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)</p> <p><strong>In case you missed it, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: </strong></p> <blockquote><p>As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:</p> <p>A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. </p> <p>If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. </p> <p>Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. </p> <p>Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.</p> <p>Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.</p> <p>For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an up date for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! </p></blockquote> <p> <small> <a href="http://goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk/2009/08/18/in-praise-of-older-women-6751160/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk,2009-08-18:/2009/08/18/who-turned-the-lights-out-6749763/la_spice2009-08-18T08:48:59+02:002009-08-18T08:48:59+02:00 <p><strong>They don't make 'em like this anymore:</strong></p> <p><strong>I'd forgotten what naughty children they were!</p> <p>Strange what things bloggers remember at 4am! Thanks Rubychoo for jogging my memory.</strong></p> <blockquote><p>Torch-y- y! Torch-y- y!</p> <p>Torchy, Torchy the little battery boy<br> I’m a clever walkie-talkie toy<br> With bright blue eyes and golden hair<br> I’ve a magic beam that can shine anywhere.</p> <p>Torch-y-y, Torch-y- y!<br> The little battery boy.</p> <p>Torchy, Torchy the battery boy,<br> I’m a walkie-talkie toy,<br> Press my switch, see my bulb start to gleam,<br> It’s the most magic light you-u-u ha-a-a-ve seen!</p> <p>circa 1960! </p></blockquote> <p><strong>After three 1...2...3... <img src="/img/smilies/icon_lalala.gif" alt=":lalala:" class="middle" border="0"> "Torch-y-y, Torchy-y-y....." <img src="/img/smilies/icon_lalala.gif" alt=":lalala:" class="middle" border="0"></strong> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk/2009/08/18/who-turned-the-lights-out-6749763/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk,2009-08-18:/2009/08/18/blogship-beauty-parlour-6748515/la_spice2009-08-18T02:50:24+02:002009-08-18T02:51:18+02:00 <p><big> <a href="http://www.hairboutique.com/tips/tip100018.htm">Sulty Hair Chignon</a> for Rubychoo.</p> <p>Or even a "coupe de cheveux" (Isn't that horse ice cream?)</p> <p>Oooooo - that French accent <img src="/img/smilies/graysigh.gif" alt=":**:" class="middle" border="0"></big> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk/2009/08/18/blogship-beauty-parlour-6748515/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk,2009-08-16:/2009/08/16/anyone-for-a-tahitian-tattoo-6739580/la_spice2009-08-16T22:02:20+02:002009-08-16T22:05:01+02:00 <p>Not for the squeamish - and that means you Isadora!</p> <br><a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1ai30_tahiti-tatau-traditionnel_travel">Tahiti tatau traditionnel</a><br><i>envoyé par <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/iioani-laakea">iioani-laakea</a>. - <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/fr/channel/travel">Voyage et découverte en vidéo.</a></i> <p> <small> <a href="http://goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk/2009/08/16/anyone-for-a-tahitian-tattoo-6739580/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk,2009-08-16:/2009/08/16/hey-girls-wanna-get-fit-the-tahitan-way-6737386/ravingmad2009-08-16T16:14:44+02:002009-08-16T17:44:39+02:00 <p>It's Fun!<br> It's great for the tum<br> So wiggle that bum<br> And get fit in the sun. <img src="/img/smilies/grayyes.gif" alt=":yes:" class="middle" border="0"><img src="/img/smilies/grayyes.gif" alt=":yes:" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk/2009/08/16/hey-girls-wanna-get-fit-the-tahitan-way-6737386/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk,2009-08-15:/2009/08/15/will-here-do-6731187/murphymole2009-08-15T18:45:45+02:002009-08-15T18:45:45+02:00 <p> This looks like a nice spot, shall we set sail?</p> <p><a href="javascript:window.open(" title="bora_beach6_509"><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/096/3790096_31fb759921_m.jpg" alt="bora_beach6_509"></a><a href="javascript:window.open(" title="Tahiti"><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/097/3790097_ca790171b4_m.jpg" alt="Tahiti"></a> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk/2009/08/15/will-here-do-6731187/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk,2009-08-15:/2009/08/15/where-are-we-going-6730498/murphymole2009-08-15T16:03:26+02:002009-08-15T16:03:26+02:00 <p> My leg the one that had the pot on is all flakey and peeling so I think it's time we fetched up on some nice sandy beach so I can put on lots of moisturising cream and let my poor leg get some gentle tanning.</p> <p> Ooo and I'd like some nice young waiters to fetch and carry for me<img src="/img/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":>>" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p> Mmm and some nice food.</p> <p> P'raps a glass or two of something cold and exotic.</p> <p> Oh and of course lots of your good company <img src="/img/smilies/grayyes.gif" alt=":yes:" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p> Soooooooo where are we going? And whose coming with me? </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk/2009/08/15/where-are-we-going-6730498/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk,2009-08-14:/2009/08/14/wet-tee-shirts-and-satin-fetish-6721337/la_spice2009-08-14T10:22:08+02:002009-08-14T10:22:08+02:00 <p><strong>Usky's recent <a href="http://usksidersvista.blog.co.uk/2009/08/14/reverse-cow-position-6721224/">posting</a> sent me off to see what were the most common keyword searches listed on my statistics pages.</p> <p>On the <a href="http://goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk/">goodshiplollipop</a> blog "wet tee shirts" were outstanding <img src="/img/smilies/graybigeek.gif" alt="88|" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Whilst on my own <a href="http://myspace2.blog.co.uk/">myspace2</a> blog "satin fetish" and "sex in the city" both featured high on the list <img src="/img/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt="8|" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Whatever rocks your boat as they say! <img src="/img/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Go on have a peak at yours - keywords that is! <img src="/img/smilies/icon_redface.gif" alt=":oops:" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p><img src="/img/smilies/icon_wave.gif" alt=":wave:" class="middle" border="0"> Have a great day!</strong> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk/2009/08/14/wet-tee-shirts-and-satin-fetish-6721337/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk,2009-08-10:/2009/08/10/captain-asked-me-so-i-m-asking-you-6693297/murphymole2009-08-10T18:14:04+02:002009-08-10T18:14:04+02:00 <p> Captain had an idea a while back about making *Blogland the Movie*<br> She just asked me who I would have play me in the film.</p> <p> I would want Julie Walters to be me.</p> <p> BUT WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO BE YOU? </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk/2009/08/10/captain-asked-me-so-i-m-asking-you-6693297/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk,2009-08-09:/2009/08/09/come-and-get-it-6682301/trintrin1x2009-08-09T02:21:24+02:002009-08-09T05:02:53+02:00 <p><big>There has been a new thing installed on the Blogship Lollipop!</p> <p>It is the State of the Art (very new)</p> <p>Never seen before EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p> <p>A VIRTUAL REALITY SUITE!!!</p> <p>Now I know there will be a rush for this, Just don't all rush to the one side of the ship or you will sink us!</p> <p>Anyhoo! Orders are being taken as I blab! Bookings through Murphymole or the Captain (La spice)</p> <p>Want to be Fred Astaire dancing in the rain?<br> Or Wendy flying off with Peter Pan?<br> Maybe the Terminator (know a few people I would like to terminate)</p> <p>But enough about me!</p> <p>WHAT ABOUT YOU! <img src="http://www.blog.co.uk/image/smileys/05biggrin.gif" alt=""> xx</big> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk/2009/08/09/come-and-get-it-6682301/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk,2009-08-07:/2009/08/08/am-i-on-the-right-ship-6675527/murphymole2009-08-08T00:27:40+02:002009-08-08T00:27:40+02:00 <p> I thought this was the Blogship not the Marie Celeste!!!!!</p> <p> Has everyone abandoned ship while I have been inconvenienced <img src="/img/smilies/graybigeek.gif" alt="88|" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p> *creeps along deck* "he he hellooo is anybody there?"<img src="/img/smilies/grayno.gif" alt=":no:" class="middle" border="0"><img src="/img/smilies/icon_confused.gif" alt=":-/" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p> " I'll just tiptoe a little further.......OH That means I've got the bar to myself<img src="/img/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":DD" class="middle" border="0">"</p> <p> Now wheres the brandy anyone watching care to join me pull up a bar stool <img src="/img/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":>>" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://goodshiplollipop.blog.co.uk/2009/08/08/am-i-on-the-right-ship-6675527/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>