humour
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A Tipple and a Tale from The Bar from NotBob Pro 93 days old
First off, I shall serve up the perfect Martini for you, the staple of any good cocktail barman’s repertoire – stirred, not shaken, obviously, unlike ...
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Grabbing a bargain from la_spice 327 days old
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Losing ones marbles! from la_spice 356 days old
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired ...
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Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary from la_spice 357 days old
How does your garden grow? A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, ...
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Is There A Marriage Guidance Councellor Onboard? from NotBob Pro 358 days old
[ ... ] her husband and asks in a sultry voice: "What turns you on more, John - my pretty face or my sexy body?" And John replies: "Your sense of humour!"
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Is there a medic onboard? from la_spice 358 days old
Should children witness childbirth? Due to a powercut, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, ...
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The easy way to lose weight from la_spice 386 days old
The right way to use weighing scales Why didn't someone tell me? I've been doing it wrong for all those years
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6. Flirting - Put Down Lines from la_spice 441 days old
BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!! HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours! SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking ...
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4. Flirting - Kissing your Girlfriend from la_spice 441 days old
A Tip: Look, listen and learn from your elders! 'Didn't you follow my advice about kissing your girlfriend when she least expects it?' asked the older ...
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The Shipwrecked Yuppie from la_spice 442 days old
An ambitious yuppie finally decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life at least ...
